Shut up. I'm talking.

My spare wallet has been ‘taken’ from my desk, I can still see a square mark around the area that it was lifted from. So to make light of this dire situation we are coming up with titles for its disappearance:

The nomadic one

My wallet has been crowdsourced

My wallet is crowd sourcing users hands and pockets to come up with a better, ergonomic design.

But, the best one so far though has to be @marcperel’s:

The Time Traveller’s Wallet - “A tale of money, love, and betrail”

If one of you beat that I will give you a free theme. @obox me